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Headline News, but Not. |
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If You Draw It, They Will Come. Probably. |
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Much love goes out to Fnor, for he is hard at work at creating a new header graphic for our beloved site -- which is still in the building process. Meanwhile, I'm working on content and planning how the site will expand, especially with GameCube launch less than half a year away. |
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And for those interested in the state of the site, I'll be adding some actual sections as soon as we have more content (from me). We've added a staffer named Chris Holte. For now though, we'll stick to this UK Resistance-esque layout cause I'm lazy. |
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Luigi Scared Sh*tless... |
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One of the many games unveiled at E3 this year from Nintendo was Luigi's Mansion. Luigi's Mansion, a title headed by none other than Shigeru Miyamoto, boasts high-quality graphics and fun gameplay. Viewers spoke of a tale of epic proportions, a crossover of the Mushroom Kingdom and Resident Evil. Something that would make John Romero crap his pants. |
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"I've never played a Nintendo game so sophisticated and so evil," said one E3- goer who will remain unknown and possibly doesn't exist. |
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Can Luigi thwart the ghosts' attempts to rid him of any dignity? We'll find out soon, in the launch title that features mature themes never seen before. |
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12-Year-Old Dies After Argument Over Expensive Game. Moral of the Story -- Don't Piss Off Parents. |
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A boy fell from the 18th floor (ouch!) of his apartment building shortly after an argument with his father over a Game Boy cartridge. Apparently, the boy admitted to spending $100 of his $250 monthly lunch allowance on the game. Then he died. That's odd. The boy was found on the first floor podium after a neighbor heard a noise that sound suspiciously like THWOPSQUISH! |
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I won't draw any conclusions, since I'm am the most unbiased source of news on the Internet (the father did it, you f*cking detectives), so I'll leave it to you do-it- yourself inspectors to close the case. But if you asked me, I think only one person could've commited such a crime -- ALF. |
